Ya'll were thinking it. I just said it.
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um. rude. started as a way to fill the space between polite and “absolutely not.” If we can’t always control what comes out of our mouths, we may as well gift wrap it.
Let’s be clear.
This is not shock humor.
This is not crude or explicit.
This is the kind of humor that makes you pause…
and then laugh anyway.
✔ Nothing graphic
✔ Nothing hateful
✔ Nothing you have to hide quickly
Just enough to make things interesting.
Our outrageous gifts include...
Pillows
Pillows
When someone is sitting on your couch, go ahead and let them know where they've landed.
Games
Games
For when ‘let’s play a game’ turns into ‘we probably shouldn’t have learned that about each other. '
Books
Books
It looks like a normal book. It’s not.
Tea Towels
Tea Towels
For cleaning up messes. And quietly making one.
Gift Cards
Gift Cards
You have the thoughts… but should probably outsource the delivery.
Socks
Socks
Subtle from a distance. A little more honest up close.
Plus a wide variety of weird stuff that feels like a questionable decision.
Our store is currently exclusively inside Shoppes on Main in Salado at 22 N Main St, Salado, TX.
You can’t order it online (yet).
You have to come in, look around,
and make a slightly questionable decision in person.
Hours:
Monday through Saturday 10 - 6
Sunday 10 - 4
Contact Shoppes on Main to verify availability: (254) 947-0888
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